* You ask your friends..how far with reading? They say they haven't started...only to get to Library, S.u.g relaxation points, Back of classrooms and find out they have a permanent seat.
* Lecturers be telling you "buying my Textbook is not compulsory" but class Rep...let me have the list of those that bought. As you dey buy, you dey put your reg number join
* It is only in Despoly, otefe that you see a tight Cultist reading like mad.. Lol him no wan get carry over. Brotherhood no
go fit save am.
* Lecturer loyal boys are the ones who are permanent secretaries to Lecturers. Extension n carry overs as permanent tickets.
* S.U.G officials will never agree that there is cash flow in the house even when it is obvious.
* H.O.D secretaries make more money than the H.O.D.
* It is only in Despoly that graduating students can be arrested for celebrating their graduation after final paper.
* If you think true love is the only thing that is hard to find...try looking for your HOD when you need his signature on a form. Or try go to exams and records to check your results. Let those women use you shine wella
* In Despoly, Otefe you don't need to go far for anything...right in your hostel you have an electrician,painter, carpenter, plumber (even adrug dealer). Even ashawo self dey hostel no be joke o.
*school of business ans SLT: You get to class as early as 7.00am only to see that all seats have been occupied by bags & books abi dem de leave am for sch go bk house?.
* Lecturer: Only 10 students in class today? Oya tear a sheet of paper for test....turns to the
board to write. Before he turns back-------class don full. Lol
* You receive your year one results and you give your life to Christ without preaching... Just like that
* It's always funny when exam supervisor says SUBMIT!! And many students suddenly develop that super human ability; answering 3hrs question in 50seconds.
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